Darth Vader Denied Bid for Ukraine Presidency

It would seem the Force is not with Darth Vader. Last week, it was announced that the Ukrainian Internet Party had selected Vader as their candidate for the upcoming presidential election.

But alas, Darth Vader’s application has been officially denied on the grounds that his application was “questionable.” Despite this setback, however, Vader isn’t giving up easily.

“They were afraid of my rating and strength,” said Vader in his usual terse manner via a statement (via Google Translate). “They were afraid (of the) support rendered to me (by) the people of Ukraine. They will be defeated.”

[via Cnet & BBC]


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