Just in time for Christmas, you can now be the proud owner of a candy-striped Holiday Mustache! So festive, so merry. And now you’ll look just as good as one of Santa’s elves. 🙂
This Holiday Mustache resembles the mustache that elves grow immediately after going through puberty. As children, elves eat so many candy canes that red dye builds up in them, resulting in ruddy cheeks, incessant merriment and pink sweat. Then, when they get their first facial hair, it comes out red and white striped. Actual elf mustaches smell of peppermint, but this one doesn’t.