Okay, so you suck at sports. In fact, in high school you looked about as coordinated as a Sumo wrestler lumbering down the track.
Come to think of it, that could really work to your advantage in today’s world, where Sumo Suit Olympics are all the rage. See for yourself:
I hope to see this event at the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics…the cold weather would be perfect cuz those suits have gotta retain heat like crazy. Besides, who doesn’t want to see Sumo Suit figure skating or the Sumo Suit downhill bobsled event?