Monthly Archives: August 2009

Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant

Bearded Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek I’m still trying to wrap my head around the idea of a bearded Salma Hayek in the upcoming film, Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant.

She’s one of the most beautiful women in the world, yet she plays a bearded woman in a travelling freak show. It’s awesome, yet I’m a little disturbed because even with the beard I still find her attractive. 🙂

Cirque Du Freak is essentially a vampire movie, filled with freaky goodness. The story is about two young kids who are bored with life and become tangled up with the travelling freak show led by a vampire (John C. Reilly). This movie looks really insane!

Here’s the official trailer, followed by a sneak preview of a vampire fight scene from the movie. Cirque Du Freak will debut in theaters on October 25, 2009.

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The Babes at BlizzCon 2009

BlizzCon 2009 wrapped up last weekend, and LA Weekly has a great gallery of BlizzCon babes.

BlizzCon is put on by Blizzard Entertainment, a gaming company responsible for the World of Warcraft, Diablo and Starcraft franchises.

I must say these ladies are looking might fine! BlizzCon looks like an elfin’ good time.

View the whole gallery at LA Weekly!

[via Topless Robot]

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Surrogates Music Video Reveals Spoilers

I’m really excited to see Surrogates, the upcoming sci fi thriller starring Bruce Willis. It’s a movie about a futuristic world where humans live in isolation and interact with each other through robot surrogates.

Wait, I thought that’s what the Internet is for, hehe.

I guess the band Breaking Benjamin has a big song in the movie, because the above music video is full of scenes from the movie.

Surrogates

Surrogates

[via i09]

 

Looks really cool! Here’s the official movie trailer if you haven’t seen it yet. Surrogates hits the theaters on Sept. 25, 2009.

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Yoda the Grouch T-Shirt

Yoda the Grouch

TeeFury has an awesome Star Wars/Sesame Street mashup today. Yoda the Grouch! “Scram, You Will.” Very cool.

This store sells a different shirt everyday, and this shirt is only available for the next 8 hours. But it’s only $9, this is a great deal.

UPDATE: The sale has now ended, so I changed the link to point to the archive page.

[via TeeFury]

Yoda the Grouch

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Fin-tastic Mermaid Tails

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So you just went for a swim at the community pull where you could have sworn you saw a mermaid.

No, you don’t have a case of the mad-fin flu. The truth is, you just might start seeing more and more mermaids in pools now that the company Mermagica manufactures beautiful custom mermaid tails. The tails come in a variety of colors and are made in child and adult sizes (although you might feel like you’ve just swallowed a shark whole when you see the prices).

If I thought for one minute that that I could actually maneuver such a magnificent appendage, I might slip into a tail of my own. But I have no desire to die a watery death and I doubt anyone wants to see a mermaid with muffin top. Needless to say, my adventures in the mystical, magical mermaid world will stay firmly planted in books and movies.

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Awful Star Trek Dog Costume

Star Trek Dog Costume

Oh, this poor puppy, boldy going wherever he’s told.

I guess I can give props to the maker for creativity. But beer cans and cardboard? Sorry, this is awful, and quite amusing.

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Star Wars Jedi Song

Are you in the mood for a punk-ish Jedi song? Of course you are!

The Cartoon Network made this music video to get folks excited for the upcoming season of The Clone Wars. I love the lightsaber guitar, it takes slasher to a whole new level.

Jedi Song

[via StarWars.com]

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Winking Pants

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A retired father, and grandfather, in Washington has developed “Winkers,” pants with strategically placed eyes that “wink” when you walk.

I might actually think it was sort of clever (or not) if it weren’t for the way this “artist” came up with the idea…he was checking out a woman’s backside and he was sure that her jeans winked at him as she passed.

Ech!

A note of warning: Wearing these pants gives you absolutely no control over who you wink at!

[via Metro]

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