Have you heard of Squirtman? He’s a superhero from Columbus, Ohio. His weapon of choice is a special squirt gun that can shrink villains (so they’re easy to beat up), and his primary nemesis is Umbrella Man. He also boasts an awesome Squirtman theme song, written and recorded by his father, SquirtDad.
His website is pretty insane (in a good way!): www.squirtman.com. He has tons of photos and video of his superhero shenanigans. For years he appeared on public access television in Columbus, performing stunts and crazy antics, until the the channel unfortunately went off the air.
Squirtman also auditioned for the show “Who Wants to be a Superhero?” You can watch his audition video in the list below.
Totally hilarious! Squirtman and his friends are obviously having way, WAY more fun than me. In the video of them dancing, one of the girls is wearing her underwear on the outside. WTF?!
Enjoy the photos and videos below, and remember, kids — Squirtman is your friend!