Woman Arrested in Cow Costume
by manny
Okay, what is it with cow costumes and troublemakers? Just last week I wrote about another bad cow.
This woman got drunk, blocked traffic and chased terrified children through an Ohio town dressed as a cow. Since she had nothing else on underneath, she was forced to stay in jail and appear in court dressed in her cow costume. Yesterday, she was sentenced to 30 days in jail for disudderly conduct. [via itv.com]
Is this the beginning of a new trend of cow crimes? Cow costume gangs? Soon the world will cry out for a hero.
This sounds like a job for…
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:55 pm
If I saw a herd of costume cows heading my way, I’d run. Run to get a double meat hamburger and eat it front of them to prove they didn’t scare me. But they do scare me. It’s unnerving to see 100 people in cow costumes just standing around and mooing.
October 3rd, 2008 at 10:25 am
Agreed.